Dear Santa,
I don't celebrate Christmas, but I like the idea of presents. (Because they are free!) So if you are done with all the others, please drop by here at Haigsville. I've been good, and I'm easily pleased. A nice McD's breakfast takeaway would be nice.
Oh, wait. I don't have a Christmas tree. I hope the Mango tree downstairs will do ehh.
Cheers, Santa.
ps; I love your beard and the bulging stomachHo ho ho! :)
IYL STOP RANTING @ 8:57 AM